Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loves Me

An ex took me to meet their parents for the holidays. They lived in a huge RV that was also a houseboat.
There were about 10 children and we had tamales and lumpia for our holiday meal. It was awesome until the mom found us getting randy in the pantry and then made me sit on the porch while the entire family (children included) told me how inappropriate it is to fondle their kin in a closet.