I was in England visiting my friends and I got lost and couldn't find their house. I ended up going into a Newbury Comics and tried to get someone to jailbreak my G1 phone so I could get their address. They kicked me out because they thought I was trying to steal an iPod and so I ended up getting on the train and then somehow ended up in France. Then I was REALLY lost because I couldn't understand any of the signs. So at last I ended up in a really shitty part of Canada (I guess since I've never been to France my mind just went to Canada). I was walking down this long hill and out walks Alexander Skarsgard. He comes out of nowhere and says he'll help me get back to their house. But, in order to help me I had to simulate sex with him while some homeless guy watched. I will tell you right now it was not sexy and his wiener was weird.
